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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Pennywise eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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