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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Voldemort eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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