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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Kirk eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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