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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Spock eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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