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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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