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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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