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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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