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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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