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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Missy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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