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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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