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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Peanut eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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