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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Stella eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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