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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Gus eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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