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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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