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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Oscar eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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