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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Sparky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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