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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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