Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.