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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Simpkins eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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