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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Jenkins eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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