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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Buddy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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