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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Coco eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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