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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Lola eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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