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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pennywise eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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