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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Smeagol eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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