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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Weasley eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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