Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.