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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Akira eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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