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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Picard eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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