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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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