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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pepper eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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