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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Widget eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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