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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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