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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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