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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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