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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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