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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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