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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Snort eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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