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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Buddy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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