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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Millie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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