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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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