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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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