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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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