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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Piper eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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