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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Pepper eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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