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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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