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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Widget eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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