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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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