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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Jenkins eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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