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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Lola eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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